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[DaveW]

Originally posted by Yeti DHer
Chico is allowed here. I am the pioneer of this thread along with DaveW and what I say rules over everyone.

SIR YES SIR. :p :p



no respect :rolleyes: :D

[Rip]

Just a bit grouchy today.

[DaveW]

Don't tell me yer problems rip.

[Rip]

Having a better day today.

[DaveW]

Well I'm def havin a good day.
Today s Tuesday an Tuesday is my day off!
Right I'm off for a surf. Bye bye. :D

[monkeyboy424]

surfing is stupid.

well watching surfing is stupid, actually surfing is quite tricky.

[DaveW]

OMG!!!:eek:

the script writers from dumb & dummer'er.... It was you they were writing about wasn't it! :stupid: :stosh:

[Rip]

monkeything,

You got to get out of the bath tub before you can surf.

[chicodude]

Originally posted by Yeti DHer
Chico is allowed here. I am the pioneer of this thread along with DaveW and what I say rules over everyone.

thanks.


you not such a bad guy after all.........

[DaveW]

Umm.... yes he is actually. :(

He's just setting you up for a fall. :eek:

[chicodude]

i know, i was setting him up for a swift kick in the nuts. if you werent aware, im kicking his @ss in the two word thread right as we speak...................
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/geno/rofl.gif

[Yeti DHer]

Originally posted by chicodude01
i know, i was setting him up for a swift kick in the nuts. if you werent aware, im kicking his @ss in the two word thread right as we speak...................
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/geno/rofl.gif


yeah, whatever. Senority or how ever the hell you spell it rules. You are dirt, I am gold.

[DaveW]

Bwahahahahahahah
Senority yeah right! :rolleyes: :p :stupid: :nopity:
seek:help:

[monkeyboy424]

i am out of the bath tub for your information.

:rolleyes:

[DaveW]

ARRGGGGHHH!!:eek: :eek:
good god put some damm clothes on you freak! :mad:

[Rip]

Monkeything, don't make me break my other hand now because of that mental picture.

[DaveW]

Totally unacceptable behavior. :nono: :stosh:

[Rip]

Not with that mental image.

[monkeyboy424]

why isnt this in the archives anymore?

[DaveW]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
why isnt this in the archives anymore?

Bugger! :mad:

[Rip]

To make the forum size smaller for the server change.

[DaveW]

Still not happy dammit! :mad:

But you can cheer me up by banishing monkeyboy/girl424. :D :thumb:

[Rip]

Read This (http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/announcement.php?s=&forumid=19)

I can't do a thing about monkeygirl maybee on bikeforums, but not here.

[DaveW]

Originally posted by Rip
Read This (http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/announcement.php?s=&forumid=19)

I can't do a thing about monkeygirl maybee on bikeforums, but not here.

I was joking ... shesh. :rolleyes:

I mean come on. A serrious reply????
FROM ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :eek: :stupid:



it was also worth a shot though. ;) :D

[Rip]

Originally posted by DaveW
I was joking ... shesh. :rolleyes:

I mean come on. A serrious reply????
FROM ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :eek: :stupid:



it was also worth a shot though. ;) :D

True.

[DaveW]

Ahh young grasshopper is begining to see the light.:D :cool:

[monkeyboy424]

you guys hould get married.

:mad: :p :o: :( ;) :rolleyes: :cool: :D :) :eek: :confused: :monkey: :devil: :angry: :dead:

[Rip]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
you guys hould get married.

:mad: :p :o: :( ;) :rolleyes: :cool: :D :) :eek: :confused: :monkey: :devil: :angry: :dead:

You should be pushed back to preschool if you even graduated from it.

[monkeyboy424]

the fact that you had to graduate from preschool scares me.

[Rip]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
the fact that you had to graduate from preschool scares me.

Never went to preschool, was homeschooled until 4th grade.

[DaveW]

Originally posted by Rip
You should be pushed back to preschool if you even graduated from it.

he never went to preschool. He/she failed to meet the entrance criteria.

[Ridemonkey]

You guys want this thread somewhere else? Wyoming perhaps?

[DßR]

Originally posted by Ridemonkey
You guys want this thread somewhere else? Wyoming perhaps?

YES, pleeeeeease....:dead:

[DaveW]

Originally posted by Ridemonkey
You guys want this thread somewhere else? Wyoming perhaps?

but but but but.........:think: :nuts: :stosh:

Help help I'm being oppresed!!!

Look every one come see the violence inherent in the system!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Yeti DHer]

Originally posted by Ridemonkey
You guys want this thread somewhere else? Wyoming perhaps?

I would prefer it to be a sticky in the lounge, right below the sticky for the two word thread. Thanks boss.

BUMP!

[DaveW]

Hey quit bumping me ya big bully. :mad:


Yeah sticky at the top of the lounge would be good. :D :thumb:

[Rip]

This thread in the lounge would be ugly.

[DaveW]

True. :(

But face it......any thread with monkeyboy/girl in it would be ugly. :p :D

[Yeti DHer]

Originally posted by Ridemonkey
You guys want this thread somewhere else? Wyoming perhaps?

I said the L-O-U-N-G-E not Wyoming! :o:

[DaveW]

Wyoming aye???
Oh well I'm always keen to travel and visit new places.

[blue]

Ahh! How did this stinky pile of crap get unloaded on us yokels? GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!

I suggest the political debate forum, because as I can see, this is a very volatile and heated debate over something. Is nothing something?

[Rip]

Yep

[Rip]

Originally posted by xbluethunderx
Ahh! How did this stinky pile of crap get unloaded on us yokels? GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!

I suggest the political debate forum, because as I can see, this is a very volatile and heated debate over something. Is nothing something?

You're just as stupid as monkeything is apparently.

[DaveW]

Originally posted by xbluethunderx
Ahh! How did this stinky pile of crap get unloaded on us yokels? GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!

I suggest the political debate forum, because as I can see, this is a very volatile and heated debate over something. Is nothing something?


No we are claiming Political asylum!
As political refugees Under international Law you can't just boot us out so there .
:p :p :p

[Rip]

Back to the top.

[DaveW]

But of course :D

[Rip]

Bumped quicker than it takes Monkeything to figure out how to spell I.

[DaveW]

Really?:confused:

[Rip]

yes really.

[DaveW]

Originally posted by DaveW
Really?:confused:


Ahh

Oh how I love a classically elegant understated post. :D :cool: :monkey:

[Rip]

I wonder...

Is monkeything smart enough to find this thread now that it moved?

[DaveW]

There is always hope Rip. :)

[blue]

Don't make me call the bishop :help:

[Rip]

Originally posted by xbluethunderx
Don't make me call the bishop :help:


Anyone is fair game in this thread.

[DaveW]

Originally posted by xbluethunderx
Don't make me call the bishop :help:

Why?? .... Dont you want to go sit on his knee again?
:confused: :rolleyes: :p

Rip I feel riped off by your post... stop it. :D

[Rip]

REALLY?:D:D

[DaveW]

Yes Really. :think: :stosh:

[Rip]

Glad I could be of service.:D:D:D:D

[DaveW]

Well I can now claim that I have been "Serviced" By Rip.





I feel so unclean.:(

[Rip]

When will monkeything find the new location of this thread:

1)When he can figure out where Utah, Montana or Wyoming is.

2)When he finally learns his abc's.

3)When he can finally go to the bathroom by himself.

[DaveW]

Glad to hear that, it make me feel so much better. :D


I still feel unclean though.:(

[Rip]

Can't let anyone keep this at the 2nd spot.

[DaveW]

Of course not because I belong on top in first place as per usual. :)

[Rip]

You can't be on top if this keeps getting bumped down.

[DaveW]

Good point. Duly noted. :thumb:

[Rip]

Of course it's a good point, after all I made it.:D:p How have you been?

[DaveW]

Not bad Not bad an yerself?

[Rip]

Doing good, my hand is finally mended took a damn month and a half basically.

[DaveW]

Glad to hear it. :)

[Rip]

Moving on Up. This should be stickied so DaveW's brilliance will always be easy to find.

[DaveW]

Is that so's monkeyboy/girl/thing's Hired hit squads know where to find me? :think: :nuts:


DaveW's brilliance..... Cor it's amazing what sort of sycophant you cant get for a dollar. :thumb: :D
Such good value for money. :D

[Rip]

Sure is a good value. Sticky please.

[DaveW]

Ooooh I always wanted to be sticky!
that or a latex and rubber gimp suited evil mastermind!

[Rip]

Sticky this!

[DaveW]

Please!

[Rip]

Sticky This Thread.

[DaveW]

Whoa!
Deja vu :think: :confused: :help:


:p :D

[Rip]

Damnit S_T_I_C_K_Y

[DaveW]

I am sticky.


*note to self. Must wash gimp suit*
:D

[Rip]

Back past the latent thread.

[DaveW]

The last word is always the best word..... but only if it's mine. :thumb: :D

[Rip]

You think?

[LordOpie]

you two are FREEEEEAAKIN' me out!

[Rip]

What made you look in this?

[LordOpie]

i'm stalking you

[Rip]

That seems to make two stalkers now.

[Rip]

Back to the f'ing top.

[DaveW]

HUZZAH!!

[Rip]

Bumpity bump bump bump.

[chicodude]

Does anything productive happen in here?



I hope not.........

[Rip]

Nothing ever productive happens in this thread, and that is they way it's going to be.

[DaveW]

Productive??? :confused:

We don't do none of that work realated stuff here young man. :nono: :nuts:

[chicodude]

Good Good...........Keep up the good work

[DaveW]

No!

so there.

[Rip]

Fvck work.

[chicodude]

http://img82.exs.cx/img82/5729/jim_carrey.jpg

[DaveW]

Self portrait?

[Rip]

Hey dave I think we found our new monkeything.

[DaveW]

JOY!!!

A new play thing! :thumb: :heart:

Right you Chico dude
Get in the pit...... It put's the lotion on its skin. :devil: :eek:

[Rip]

:eek::eek:

[DaveW]

Did I say something wrong?? :confused: :confused: :stupid:

[Rip]

Nope.

[chicodude]

JOY!!!

A new play thing! :thumb: :heart:

Right you Chico dude
Get in the pit...... It put's the lotion on its skin. :devil: :eek:


http://www.cripplefight.com/smileys/dot.gif

[Rip]

That is one thing you have to now put up with here, you are open to anything.

[chicodude]

Yea........I've seen your abusive ways..........Poor monkeynuts.........

[Rip]

You haven't seen nothing yet.

[chicodude]

Okay.......Now you're staring to freak me out.



Is your avatar on meth?

[Rip]

I happen to be really good at freking people out.

[DaveW]

Okay.......Now you're staring to freak me out.



Is your avatar on meth?


Nah I was just standing behind him when the pic was taken. :sneaky: :thumb: :rolleyes:

[chicodude]

I happen to be really good at freking people out.



What the hell is freking? :think:

[DaveW]

What the hell is freking? :think:

Not sure, but In New Zealand FRECKLE is slang (on occasion) for sphincter?
eg.. Give the lazy bugger a kick in the freckle.
:D

[Rip]

It was supposed to be Freaking.

[chicodude]

I kinda firgured that. Sarcasm......that's all

[Rip]

:nuts:

[narlus]

i was wondering where the hell this thread went. figured it was jettisoned to outer space. a place inhabited by space monkeys.

[Rip]

Close though, very close.

[Rip]

I kinda firgured that. Sarcasm......that's all

http://img115.exs.cx/img115/4451/villiageidiot.jpg

[DaveW]

i was wondering where the hell this thread went. figured it was jettisoned to outer space. a place inhabited by space monkeys.

No it was tragicly teleported to the innerspace inhabited by Spacmonkeys and Rip Van Winkles. :nopity: :rolleyes:

[DaveW]

*Cough*

Bored So I'll post up a totally pointless pic taken at sunset from my house. :thumb: :D

[chicodude]

I'm coming to live with you. Got any room on your property for my tent and a few bikes?

[DaveW]

Sure do. :D :thumb:

[chicodude]

Wait wait wait.....Where do you live exactly?

[DaveW]

New Zealand

[chicodude]

*cries*

Well, if i ever get down there I'll take you up on that offer :thumb:

[DaveW]

Start saving dude.

[chicodude]

It'll be cheaper to start digging a tunnel.............

[DaveW]

Cool!

.... Just watch out for those Molemen. :eek: :help:

Twisted evil swine that they are. :mumble: :nuts:
I will never forgive them for what they did to my secret subterranean lair! :angry: :angry: :angry: :mumble: :stosh:

[chicodude]

I got about twenty feet down and I think i found Jimmy Hoffa! Or It could of been a dead dog...........Oh well, time to continue digging.................

[DaveW]

No no
.... that was where I put monkeyboy/girl/thing424. :)

[chicodude]

well, He wasn't quite dead so I took my blunt tipped shovel.......and I........Um......Well, you get the Idea

[blue]

i was wondering where the hell this thread went. figured it was jettisoned to outer space. a place inhabited by space monkeys.

No. Mormons.

[DaveW]

well, He wasn't quite dead so I took my blunt tipped shovel.......and I........Um......Well, you get the Idea


Good good ... nuthin like a bit of blunt spading. :cool:

[Rip]

You sure that wasn't Helltaco?

[chicodude]

Could be..........Is hell taco white? And does he cry like a little girl?

[DaveW]

Chu got's to be kiddin. :stupid: :rolleyes:

[chicodude]

nope.

[DaveW]

oh......

[chicodude]

Hey, You're back!

[amateur]

Davey, what happened to or beautiful thread? Are we the only remaining people?

[DaveW]

Yeah we're the only ones left. :nopity:

Sorry i ran out of snack food and got hungry. :drool:

Hmm my that's a tasty looking thigh you have there amateur. :sneaky: :D

Heh I dun made the local papers. :DNorthern Advocate (http://www.northernadvocate.co.nz/storydisplay.cfm?storyid=3619106&thesection=localnews&thesubsection=&thesecondsubsection=)


:rolleyes:

[chicodude]

You're my HERO.............

[DaveW]

Ahh shucks. :love:

Youll make me blush talking like that. :rolleyes:

[Yeti DHer]

yeah. I'm back.

[DaveW]

Only back? or do you have a front too? :D

[chicodude]

Huzzah, Back on top :thumb:

[DaveW]

Well Shizzle Ma Nizzle!!

He was..... :stupid:

[Rip]

Here we go again.

[DaveW]

Go again??
Are we going some where? :dancing: Are we huh huh :dancing: ..... where are we going?

Are we there yet? :confused:

[Rip]

I don't know yet.

[DaveW]

Why not. :think:

[Rip]

Just started to ponder it.

[chicodude]

I have nothing to add to this thread.

[Rip]

You never have anything useful to add to anything.

[DaveW]

Yeah not like my pearls of wisdom.... if thou hast the wit to comprehend them. :p

[chicodude]

You never have anything useful to add to anything.


And what are your major contributions Sir?

[Rip]

Let me see here, brought down TBBXC.

Scared Monkeything off

And am currently working on getting :stosh: to take part in a 24 hour race.

[chicodude]

And am currently working on getting :stosh: to take part in a 24 hour race.



It'll never happen.

[Rip]

It'll never happen.

I think I can get him to break.

[DaveW]

Scared Monkeything off.


Hey now ....You can't claim that one to yourself. :nono: that was most definately a group effort. :p

[Rip]

Hey now ....You can't claim that one to yourself. :nono: that was most definately a group effort. :p

Ok, with the help of DaveW.

[DaveW]

That's better. :D

[chicodude]

But we all know stosh doesn't even know how to ride a bike.

[DaveW]

Yeah ages ago there was a pic of stosh riding a pink huffy in a flowery dress. :D

[Rip]

He has since added a purple pearl coat to it.

[DaveW]

Well that was a fun weekend.
I finally got to meet a few other Ridemonkey members..... MikeD, Deyv and his partner Isabell. :D

I took them around the local trails, Abseiling and swimming at the beach.
Had a damm fine BBQ on the Saturday night.

[Rip]

Sounds like it was fun.

[DaveW]

It was :D

.....I threw them all off a cliff.

[Rip]

Ok, monkeything is starting to reek, time to bury him deeper into the ground.

[DaveW]

You bury him deeper... I anit touching that. :p

[DaveW]

An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes, walks into a
pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep
widdle wabbits?" The shopkeeper's heart melts. He gets down on his knees so
that he's on her level, and asks "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft
and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over
there?" Blushing, she rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans
forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my python weally gives a
phuck."

[chicodude]

Bumpage

[Rip]

Back to the top.

[Rip]

I am king of this thread.

[chicodude]

I own you

[DaveW]

You own NOTHING.

Your just a cheap "Rip" Off of the real king of this thread .......ME!!!! :p

[Rip]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050630/capt.xbk10206300509.thailand_giant_catfish_xbk102. jpg

Chicodude's new boyfriend.

[DaveW]

That was good of you to pass along your sister like that rip. :D

[Rip]

It's not my sister, it's monkeything's mother.

[DaveW]

Ahh so she DID get that plastic surgery to fix the more unsightly parts then :)

[Rip]

I dub this thread Mine.

[DaveW]

Over your dead body :p

[DaveW]

so there :D

[chicodude]

I thought you were dead.

Um...Welcome back....I guess

[DaveW]

no.... satan sent me back to spread more filth to corrupt the minds of innocent Mt Bikers. :evil:

Anyone wanna buy a road bike? :sneaky:

[Rip]

Still mine.

[DaveW]

only in your dreams, you cheap south east asian rip off! :p :nuts:

[Rip]

I can show you the bill of sale, if I can find it. seems like we've been stuck on 49 for awhile now.

[chicodude]

Pie is good.

[Rip]

MMMM...Pie :drool:

[Rip]

50 yet?

[DaveW]

No :(

[DaveW]

But it can't be long now :)

[DaveW]

I hope.......

[Rip]

Better be.

[DaveW]

Oh page fifty wherefore art thou!! :nopity:

[Rip]

Don't know maybee monkey thing stole it.

[Rip]

I'm taking it to 50 pages by myself.

[Rip]

And don't stop me.

[Rip]

Because I am sick and tired of being stuck at 49 pages.

[Rip]

49 pages suck.

[Rip]

50 pages is where it's at.

[Rip]

Die 49 go away 49

[Rip]

Going to do it I tell you.

[Rip]

Then once it's at 50 next stop is 51.

[Rip]

After that to 52.

[Rip]

From 52 to the continent.

[Rip]

Follewd by half the earth

[Rip]

Then all the earth, then the whole frikken galaxy.

[Rip]

Then beyond the whole universe.

[Rip]

We will rule all.

[Rip]

And this thread will be the constitution.

[Rip]

At 50 now. Chico will be the minister of offense, DaveW will be King and I will be god. Now onto 51.

[Rip]

But for now, I rest.:D

[DaveW]

As your king I demand you continue (just a lil bit) :D

[Rip]

I will continue.

[DaveW]

Huzzah!!

[DaveW]

beautiful day down here in wellington today :)

Time for me to go ride in all that glorious spring sunshine :cool:

[Rip]

Lucky.

[DaveW]

Yes :p

[DaveW]

But then that's cos i'm the king baby! :D

[Rip]

I'm also hurt.

[DaveW]

Did you pay extra for that?

[Rip]

No, crashed into the business end of a chainlink fence.

[DaveW]

Well that was silly.
Was the fence ok?

[chicodude]

You both are whores. Plain and simple.

[DaveW]

Go on admit it.... YOU love it ;)

[chicodude]

No....never.....NEVAR.....


Tater tots. Its whats for dinner.

[Rip]

Tater tots are for monkeythings.

[DaveW]

there are no tater tot's in my country.

[chicodude]

there are no tater tot's in my country.


Hmm....probably safer that way.


Machetes are awsome....BTW

[Rip]

That's a good thing then.

[DaveW]

Hmm....probably safer that way.


Machetes are awsome....BTW


Yes I have a selection of three! :evil: :thumb:

[Rip]

I have a selection of 10.

[chicodude]

I have a selection of 10.


Psycho

[Rip]

Psycho

Who do you think did monkeything in. :sneaky:

[DaveW]

A true hero of the people! :heart: :thumb:

[Rip]

And now it is on to number 51.

[Rip]

Got to keep it going.

[Rip]

Loco is a pvssy.

[Rip]

But I guess you two already knew that.

[Rip]

I figured I just remind then.

[Rip]

That Loco is a pvssy and a wuss.

[Rip]

Not to mention that he's from TexASS.

[Rip]

You know what resides in Texas.

[Rip]

Won't bring that up though.

[Rip]

Let's keep the ball rolling.

[Rip]

I can smell 51 now.

[Rip]

It's right around the corner now.

[Rip]

And here it is.

[Rip]

Page 51.