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[amateur]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
im on top now hahahahahahah






:D :cool: :)
no longer

[Mitzel123]

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

now i know my abc's:D

[BrokenChain]

Originally posted by Mitzel123
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

now i know my abc's:D

z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a...I can actually say it backwards.

[monkeyboy424]

i see how it is...













im
on
top!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

I think not lil :monkey: boy!!!! :p


Hey Yeti I'v e been working too hard (10 hour day min.........often upto 15hour day's.:( )
but on the bright side I've already told them I'm leaveing so as soon as they get some other sucka in there I'm getting the hell outa there.
...........I'm toying with the idea of going surfing in Indonesia (outer islands) for a couple of months spend maybe 2-3 weeks in Sumbawa then on to secret spot X for the remainder (this place is so remote that there is no regular transport there and there are not even generators out there, it's way the hell off the surfer trail so's the waves are all mine).:D :D :D

Bliss I tells ya.

[buttychunkster]

sounds good ya bugger! makes me wish I surfed at all...stayin upright on abike is had enuff sometimes :D

[monkeyboy424]

ya thtas sounds good and all.....



BUT NOW IM ON TOP!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAH MUHAHAHAHAHAHAQH :D :cool: :)

[monkeyboy424]

that damn Q



:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

despite your 2 post attempt, you have failed.

[DaveW]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
that damn Q



:D :cool: :)



NO!!!!! I will not ignore that "Q"

I a"Q" you of miss "Q"ing
how do you plead sinner! :mad: :monkey:
oh and amateur .............your amateur attempt has failed
feel the wrath of Dave:monkey: W as he climb's back on top.:p :D

[amateur]

no.

[DaveW]

No what?????




:rolleyes: :p :D

[Radford Kid]

So Luc is this how you got 17000 post? Telling idiots like these to shut their gobs :cool:?

[amateur]

quite possibly yes.

[DaveW]

Originally posted by Radford Kid
So Luc is this how you got 17000 post? Telling idiots like these to shut their gobs :cool:?

Welcome to the idiot club..........from the look's of things you should feel right at home here. :eviltongu :stupid: :nono:

[Yeti DHer]

Originally posted by Radford Kid
So Luc is this how you got 17000 post? Telling idiots like these to shut their gobs :cool:?

how the hell did you get here? Go back to DHrace and Descent world....:D

[monkeyboy424]

im on top!
im on top im on top!
im on top im on top im on top!
im on top im on top im on top im on top!
im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top!


and guess what else.....



IM ON TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(NO q THIS TIME!)
:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

I really need a new job this one sux :(

Anyone need a mac operator?:)

[amateur]

:eviltongu

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
:eviltongu

another entry for the most eloquint (sp?) and long winded post of the year award. :rolleyes:

For god's sake lad!!!!!!:mad: .................put a bit of effort into it. :p :devil: :monkey:

you'll never get on top with post's like that!...........and stop slouching boy!








;) :D:angry:

[amateur]

Originally posted by DaveW

;) :D:angry:
to you too.

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur

to you too.

Errr........sorry 'bout dat.:(

I was haveing a bad day yesterday.:help: :stupid: :nopity: :nopity:

like I said earlier............my job sux and I need another badly. :(

Heh heh job interview tomorrow afternoon wish me luck:D :thumb:

[amateur]

good will is always free


Good luck at the job interview

if not, i'm sure someone on here can use a full time bike b!tch :rolleyes:

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
good will is always free


Good luck at the job interview

if not, i'm sure someone on here can use a full time bike b!tch :rolleyes:


Hmm well the interview did not go to bad. But................the company...I dunno it did not look all that good
The boss is quite Authoritian, pushy and agressive.
the first thing that they did at the interveiw was give me a form to sign saying that I don't mind them haveing a poke around my history/criminal record ect, and giveing an ok for them to take either/or a urine sample or a blood sample!!:eek: WTF!!!!!


is being a full time bike bitch a good paying job?
:confused:
cos it looks like a better job at the mo.:(

[Mitzel123]

AAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHH:p

I'm on top now:D

[amateur]

how dare you. we were trying to have a serious conversation too.

here in the US it's pretty much standard to get a background/drug test/check for almost any job.

o well. hope you get it, then start looking for a better one. Income is income, and income is bikes.



oh yeah, i'm on top muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
get it, then start looking for a better one. Income is income, and income is bikes.

WORD!!!!!!!!











On top no longer shalt thou be.........for this tis the time of the monkey, that's MR spacemonkey to you! :p

[Radford Kid]

Originally posted by Yeti DHer
how the hell did you get here? Go back to DHrace and Descent world....:D I registered :p:cool::sneaky::blah::think:!

Yeti Dher
:stupid:

[DaveW]

Wellcome to da monkey Radford. :D
feel free to pick on da Yeti........he deserves it!:p ;) :rolleyes: :D :D

[amateur]

Originally posted by Radford Kid

Yeti Dher
:stupid:
very, very, very well put.

[amateur]

this should make Radford feel right at home


.

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
this should make Radford feel right at home


.


Imposible .............none of us are talking/typeing
in cockney?

:rolleyes: :p :D :D

[amateur]

i guess you don't frequent DHrace much, do you?


damn uk'ers always wanting us to speak their way

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
i guess you don't frequent DHrace much, do you?


damn ik'ers always wanting us to speak their way

Nope never been to that site.
I usually avoid sites that tend to specialise in just DH/FR/BMX/DJ cos I just get a bad vibe from those sort of site's usually.:(

ik'ers??????:confused: :monkey: WTF??????

[amateur]

quite you. the U and the I are right next to each other and i frequently don't proofread before i post. luckily there is an edit button, but thanks to jacka$$'s like you who quote people, it is of little use. :D

dhrace is pretty mellow. i can understand bad vibes, and thats why i'm here 85% of the time.

[DaveW]

Yep current ruction's aside this is a damm good site.:)
I usually split my time 50/50 'tween here and Vorb (http://www.vorb.org.nz/)

Isn't about time you got yourself an Avatar?

[amateur]

yeah, i emailed Freak one a month or so ago, but o well.

got anything clever Mr. Photoshop?

:D

[DaveW]

This ..........could be arranged.;)
anything in perticular that you wanna see there?









Oh would ya look at that I'm back on top and your not. :p

[amateur]

well, now that i'm on top, i shall commission you to make whatever the hell you want.


o, it has to be pretty too :D

[DaveW]

Ok.........do you surf or snowboard by any chance (just askin cos an idea just pop'ed into my head tha'd look cool).:D









Ok rant time
I will post them on the beaches, I will post them on the street's, And I will never never surender!!!!! My post's will stay on top now and forevermore!!! :p :D

[amateur]

actually, i happen to do both, and errr, uhhhh, i guess this means i'm on top, doesnt it?


:eviltongu

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
uhhhh, i guess this means i'm on top, doesnt it?


:eviltongu

It did.:p :p :p :p
I'll fix up an av for ya then.:thumb:

[DaveW]

Ok how about this one then?

[DaveW]

This is it at Avatar size (75 pixel max on longest edge and lest than 3k in file size)
just Email it to <Freak@ridemonkey.com>

[amateur]

thanks a bunch. no effort expended on my part.


oh, and uhh, :eviltongu just since i'm back on top.

[DaveW]

Your wellcome




oh, and uhh, :stupid: :nono: just since your NOT back on top. :D

[Radford Kid]

I speak English because it is my language, and the language WE invented (Americansn don't speak English, the speak American or Yank. I don't Americans who say that they speak English and how it is the langage they made :mad:, small minority but i still don't like it.).

[DaveW]

I say old chap, That's a wizz bang argument you have there..........but settle down. we were just teaseing ya a little.
by the way which english do you speak
cockney
elizabeathan (shakespear ect)
queen's english
modern english
liverbird
yorkie
international
ect. :rolleyes: :p ;) :D :D :devil: :monkey:

oh well .....toodle pip old chap have a wizz bang day in old blighty eh!
:D :D

[amateur]

oh yes, and i do decalre, sweep your trash into the dust bin





















:eviltongu

[Radford Kid]

Queens with a bit of modern (standard/proper english).

[monkeyboy424]

lalalalalaalalalalalalalaalla



i

am


on




top




!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:D :cool: :)

[Mitzel123]

not for long:D

because now i am on top:p

[DaveW]

But for even less time than Monkey boy!
cos it's my turn now:p

[amateur]

Dave W's back, but not on top

[DaveW]

Why not??:confused:

[monkeyboy424]

because im on top!


:D :cool: :)

[-BB-]

What was that?

[DaveW]

A blatently false post perhapes?:confused:

[amateur]

:eviltongu

the rein of DaveW has ended temporarily

[DaveW]

No!!!!!!!
MY REIGN SHALT CONTINUE FOR EVER!!!!!!!!!:mad: :mad:
right that's it ........it 's time to start beheding a few of you pretenders to my throne. :eek: :devil: :monkey:

[amateur]

Who's pretending now? :monkey:

[DaveW]

.........well it's not me? :confused: :monkey:

hmm........ has yeti given up on this thread? :(

[amateur]

Originally posted by DaveW
.........well it's not me? :confused: :monkey:

hmm........ has yeti given up on this thread? :(
ain't me. I think he's pretty much given up on the board. hcor.net has everyone sucked in.

what? are we not entertaining enough?

[the BIG cheese]

you guys need lifes

BTW im on top =P

[amateur]

its lives

[James]

:cool:

[the BIG cheese]

LOOK! im not gonna say this again

let me be on top or ill.....

[James]

Originally posted by the BIG cheese
LOOK! im not gonna say this again

let me be on top or ill.....
You're ill? Very sorry to hear you're sick!

[Mitzel123]

yes i am very sorrry to hear ur ill.

but now i am on top. :)

[James]

Originally posted by Mitzel123
yes i am very sorrry to hear ur ill.

but now i am on top. :)
Now we're both sorry!

[amateur]

Originally posted by James@Giant

Now we're both sorry!
you said it...

[Mitzel123]

my plan is working to perfection right now. My plan is to take over the world, but first i must take control and take over my spot on top.

MMMMMUUUUAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[DaveW]

Hmmm.........interesting plan.
But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to sue ya for breach of copywrite due to it's simalarity (sp??) to my masterful plan of world domination.:mad:

[James]

Originally posted by Mitzel123
my plan is working to perfection right now. My plan is to take over the world, but first i must take control and take over my spot on top.

MMMMMUUUUAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I don't get it...

[monkeyboy424]

Originally posted by James@Giant

I don't get it...

well that is because i am on top!!



:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424


well that is because i am on top!!



:D :cool: :)
i laugh at your dillusions

[monkeyboy424]

Originally posted by amateur

i laugh at your dillusions


oh really fool!?!



:D :cool: :)

[monkeyboy424]

I DRINK A CHOCOLATE DRINK, I DRINK A WHISKY DRINK AND WHEN I HAVE TO PEE, I USE THE KITCHEN SINK



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
WHEN I HAVE TO PEE, I USE THE KITCHEN SINK
:D :cool: :)


Hmmm interesting hygine standards you lot have over there..............makes me even more glad I live down here on an South Pacific Island. :rolleyes:

Or is it just a San Francisco thing?:confused:

[amateur]

Originally posted by DaveW
Or is it just a San Francisco thing?:confused:
as are many other things...

and yes monkeyboy, i'm still laughing

[monkeyboy424]

oh ya well space monkey when i pee in the sink it goes down, and ends up in your water supply! hehehehehe




DONT BE DISSEN MY TURF!!!! shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.................
i am mad because
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IM ON TOP!





ametur stop laughing at me.............. it hurts my feelings! :D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424

IM ON TOP!



ametur stop laughing at me.............. it hurts my feelings! :D :cool: :)


LOL still got that delusion then eh

Muahahahahahahahah
feel the pain!:D :D

[monkeyboy424]

wha dillusion only TRUTH!!!! ahahahahahahahahaha *phew* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *cough cough*
ahahahahahahhayhhahhahahahahahahahahaha *hack *hack*


muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha




:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

laugh laugh laugh

i'm on top now beyotch

[Yeti DHer]

Even if you do post after me. Everyone knows that I am still the best and on top. But I dont visit much anymore. So I delclare DaveW as the winner.

[amateur]

sweet mother of crap...its HIM!

[amateur]

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/attachment.php?postid=315989

[DaveW]

Originally posted by Yeti DHer
I delclare DaveW as the winner.


HORRAY!!!!!! :D :D :D

Do I win a prize??:confused:

[monkeyboy424]

nonononnononononnono i win nonononnonono all that hard work of typing and clicking for nothing?!? nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo this sucks!!!!!!!!!!!111
;) :rolleyes:








:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

DaveW...you may have won the battle, but certainly not the war.

[monkeyboy424]

ametuer what do you say? should we put a side our differences and team up against this colosass foe?


:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

i dunno, i think i may be teaming up with DaveW to extinguish you:dead:

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
DaveW...you may have won the battle, but certainly not the war.

Strangely enough.........that's how my surname is pronounced.....WAR!!!!!
(spelt Waugh). :D :D
So I think I win that too :devil: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH:devil: :evil: :nopity: :evil: :devil:

[monkeyboy424]

fine i can handle both of you! i will win!hahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahaha




:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:





:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

i think you lose... :think:

[monkeyboy424]

no you lose!!!!!



:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
you lose!!!!!
got that right...

[monkeyboy424]

im on top............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..............................
















.................................................. ................................. ass









:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Ass?????:confused:

Yes .....yes I think I have one of those.:D


.............Do you?:confused: :monkey:





:rolleyes: :p :D

[monkeyboy424]

Originally posted by DaveW
Ass?????:confused:

Yes .....yes I think I have one of those.:D


.............Do you?:confused: :monkey:





:rolleyes: :p :D



LOL yes i have one and it is now on top!


:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

But only for but a brief fleeting flicker of a micrcosim of time.
...........like grains of sand through the hour glass,
...........such are the days of our ridemonkey.:D

......do ya think I've had to mush to drink tonight???:confused:

[monkeyboy424]

yas u did




















im on top!!!!!!

:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

:rolleyes: I think not!
for you are on top of nada!:mad:


:p :p :p :D

[amateur]

sweet mother of crap, i actually saw another user browsing this forum! :eek:


estoy adalante de su

[Mitzel123]

BBBBLLLLLAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!:blah: :blah:

I AM ON TOP!!!!:eviltongu :eviltongu

[monkeyboy424]

well look hoo it is..........................




ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



AND I AM ON TOP!!!!!!!!






:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

:eek: ............ANOTHER BROWSER!!!!!!!!!
:eek: ............HERE IN MY INNERSANCTUM!!!!

HOW DARE THEY!!!!!!!:mad: :devil: :dead: :monkey:
HUNT THEM DOWN I SAY!!!!!!

:D :D :D ....or are they just new playthings for me.;) :love: :monkey: :evil: :love:

[monkeyboy424]

boo ya! i am on top!



:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

yeah, i was freaked out too. but they have yet to make a post, so it looks as though we'll have to play amongst ourselves for the time being.

[monkeyboy424]

waht did you say something about me being on top?!?



:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

no. because you're not.

[DaveW]

Dang ...............Whadaya know Amateur's right! :eek:


OH MY GOD HAS HELL FROZEN OVER!!!!!!!:eek: :devil: :dead: :monkey: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[monkeyboy424]

whaddya mean? course im right!



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

......is your name Amature???:confused:




:p :rolleyes: :D :stupid:

[monkeyboy424]

no in an earlier post, i.e the one be fore yours, ametur said i was wrong, so my responce was

and i quote

"whaddya mean? cousre im right"



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Oh ....ok.


still a faulty stament though.:p
monkeyboys are NEVER right:D

[amateur]

Originally posted by DaveW
monkeyboys are NEVER right:D
agreed.

upity up up

[monkeyboy424]

boo yah! monkey boys are always right!



:D :cool: :)

[monkeyboy424]

the wonderful thing about monkeyboys is monkeyboys are wonderful things! they're bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun! the wonderful thing about monkeyboys is im the only one!!!!


:D :cool: :)

[monkeyboy424]

is the game over? :(



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Yes ........and you lost, cos monkeyboys are horrid things,
they are smelly smelly ugly ugly.:p .....
.....thank god there's only one of them!!:D :D :D





jk:rolleyes: ;) :D

[monkeyboy424]

lol















im on top

:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Really?????:confused: :monkey: .........it don't look that way to me????

mind you monkey boys have been known to be
prone to delusional behavior on occasion. :p :D :D

[monkeyboy424]

gobble gobble im on top!!!



:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

someone just got gobbled up...

my it's been a while.

[monkeyboy424]

umm yah you got gobbled up!



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
someone just got gobbled up...

my it's been a while.

So where have you been hiding then eh???:)

[DaveW]

Oh and would you two stop "Gobbling" each other in public!:mad: :eek:

It's its............rude.:rolleyes: :D :D :D

[Yeti DHer]

Top Ten. Come one guys

Yeti DHer 92
Acadian 70
DaveW 65
heikkihall 41
amateur 38
.::Buetang::. 33
monkeyboy424 30
Mitzel123 19
RhinofromWA 13
BrokenChain 13

[amateur]

Heikki

[amateur]

Can

[amateur]

Not

[amateur]

Win

[DaveW]

Neither

[DaveW]

Can

[DaveW]

you

[DaveW]

Amateur!:p

[DaveW]

Hey I just drew level with Acadian!..........I'm in the presence of greatness you might say.:D :cool:

[amateur]

i'm soooooooooo honored to be in the presence of someone on-par with Acadian

[monkeyboy424]

booyah !!!!! make that 31!


:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

you're soooooooolucky the updated site won't load at my mom's....you'd be even clser to the bottom of the barrel then...

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
....you'd be even clser to the bottom of the barrel then...

Ah the bottom of the barrel.........Amateur's second home......have you left enough room in there for Monkey boy to fit as well as you?:rolleyes: :p :p :D :D :D

[monkeyboy424]

hah i laugh at your faulty insults!


:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
hah i laugh at your faulty insults!


:D :cool: :)


Hah I laugh at you for not not realiseing that my posts are the truth the light the beauty and the way of rightousness! :D

And Hah I laugh at your feeble ripost. :p

72 post's in this thread now

[monkeyboy424]

booyah gramma! i am on top



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

You be on top of NADA!!
But you are learning grasshopper.......I'll grant you that much at least.:rolleyes: :p :D

[monkeyboy424]

on top of what you say nothing? i believe you have me mixed up with your self :rolleyes:



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Rubbish....The only mixing I do is with my Drinks and my metaphores ( sp?).

:p

[monkeyboy424]

metaphors



lol




i am on top


:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

*sigh*:(
Once again...........Corection.
I am on top......get it right will ya sheesh! :rolleyes:

[Mitzel123]

hmmm, the view here is very beautiful now that i am up top.:D

[DaveW]

*editors note the following post is too be read in an germanic accent *

YA BUT ZEE VIEW IST NEU KLOST BY ORDER OF DAS RIECHSMONKENBOTTEN!!!!!!
RAUSS RAUSS SCHNELL VIEW INK IS VERBOTTEN!!!!!:mad: :devil: :mad: :monkey:




psst by the way "dont mention the war". :D ;)

[monkeyboy424]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now i know my abcs next tim e wont oh fVck it i am on top:D :cool: :)

[Jorvik]

One small step for Jorvik, one giant leap for Jorvik kind...

I have successfully made it to the top of the downhill archives! Bonus!

[monkeyboy424]

boo yah im on top




:D :cool: :)


(didnt you use to be bloodaxe?)

[Jorvik]

I was indeed bloodaxe. That name got reaaaaal old real fast. If you saw the shirts you'd understand ;)

Back to the top of the heap I go!

[DaveW]

But not for very long. :p
Cos I'm king "O" dis here hill!!!:mad:

:D :D

[monkeyboy424]

im on top
im on top im on top
im on top im on top im on top
im on top im on top im on top im on top
im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top
im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top
im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top im on top












and you arent
:eviltongu


:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Well I beg to dissagree with you old chap.:rolleyes:
mainly due to the fact that it appears that I'm on top. :D

[monkeyboy424]

if your on top and you no it your name is monkeyboy424,
if your on top and you no it your name is monkeyboy424,
if your on top and you not it, and your face will really show it if your on top and you no it your name is monkey boy 424!




i am in comp key right now and i am bored as hell :rolleyes: :devil:





:D :cool: :)

[Jorvik]

And he eases in with help from sponsor KY Jelly.

Top!
Hop on top
I'm on top!
Top!

That was like a freaky little haiku, only not paying attention to the haiku form at all, rendering it gibberish...

[monkeyboy424]

you are just plain wrong!


a haiku is 5 7 5 (i thought?)


and you arnt on top


:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424

i am in comp key right now and i am bored as hell :rolleyes: :devil:



Maybe you were...............BUT THAT'S NO BLOODY EXCUSE FOR THOSE LYRICS!!!!!!!!:mad: :monkey: :mad: :monkey:
I hop you're ashamed of your self for inflicting them on poor unsuspecting Monkeys like that.:mad:



:D

[monkeyboy424]

ummis it night time down there? you seem to be all messed up.....

your not on top :rolleyes:




:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

well
I'm back and higher than ever

[Jorvik]

3 hours of sleep in the past 3 days...

Must...

Finish...

Calculus...

Project...

Then the sleep can come... Yes... The sleeeeeeeep...

On top, but tired...

[DaveW]

Ha well now da monkey fra down under isa on top yawl.
beer = good! :D
just bought a house so's I'm celebrateing!!
Woohoo!!!:D :cool: :D

[Jorvik]

I'll drink a pot of 7 11's patented burnt the hell out of french roast to congratulate you!

TOP!

[monkeyboy424]

i am on top




:D :cool: :)


ps dave w what lyrics?

[Jorvik]

IN THE LAND OF THE DOWNHILL ARCHIVES, JORVIK IS KING!




...top

[DaveW]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424

ps dave w what lyrics?



Lyrics? :rolleyes:
thats just the sort of garbage that pop's into the heads of space monkeys after beer#9. :D

[monkeyboy424]

ooo ok i am on top woo hoo boring typing is over!



:D :cool: :)

[Jorvik]

i'm typing this w2ith my nose and nothing else. not as hard as i thought.

to the top

[monkeyboy424]

well if your nose looks anything like the one in your avatar, that is a miracle!



boooooooooosssssssssh i am on top



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Now now stop picking on the poor viking......it's not nice 'an all dat sort of stuff. :mad:

Mind you Monkeyboy does have a point........have you thought of plastic surgery Jorvik ?:eek: :rolleyes: :D

[monkeyboy424]

boooooooooossssssssh i am on top


:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
boooooooooossssssssh i am on top


:D :cool: :)


What???..........:confused: .....is that it?
"boosh I'm on top"
Surely ya can do better that that !:mad:
I mean at least put some thing worth reading fer christ's sake man!
I dunno youth these days..........not a literary bone betweenthe lot of em.:(

[Skookum]

Uhhhm i guess i know now why this is called the "downhill" forum please somebody anybody bump me from the top.:p :D

[Skookum]

Euerrrhhh ok guys? knock me off now.... i'm waiting.....



guys?

[Skookum]

uhhhh guys?



hello?

Time to knock me off..........

[Skookum]

Ok..... anytime now


guys????

hello???

[monkeyboy424]

Originally posted by Skookum
Ok..... anytime now


guys????

hello???


ok i am back had friggen finals so couldnt really go on the computer much but there now i am on top


and dave w be quiet!:eviltongu


:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!

[monkeyboy424]

Originally posted by DaveW
NO!!!!!!!!!!!



OH YAH?!?!?





YES!!!!!!!!!!!




:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

NEVER!!!!!!
:p :p :p


I shall post them on the beaches!
I shall post them on the streets!
And I shall never never surrender!:mad:

For I am on top now and forevermore! :D :cool: :monkey:

[the BIG cheese]

Originally posted by DaveW
NEVER!!!!!!
:p :p :p


I shall post them on the beaches!
I shall post them on the streets!
And I shall never never surrender!:mad:

For I am on top now and forevermore! :D :cool: :monkey:

pft:nono:

[Eddie420]

:D

[Eddie420]

I'm trying to get 100 posts;)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by Eddie420
I'm trying to get 100 posts;)


Good luck! :D
Welcome to the ridemonkey and whatever you do .........DON'T LISTEN TO THE BIG CHEESE!!!!!!!
Cos he's always in the wrong. ;) :rolleyes: :D

[the BIG cheese]

oh yea, ok, whatever:rolleyes:

listen son, you wanna get somewhere in this world, stick with me, ill make you famous:sneaky:

[monkeyboy424]

dave stop picking on big cheese!



well i am on top



and you are not






ahahashahahahahahaha



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by the BIG cheese
listen son, you wanna get somewhere in this world, stick with me, ill make you famous:sneaky:



pft:nono:








:rolleyes: :p :D

[amateur]

merf...

i return once more...

my that was disappointing

[DaveW]

Hey hey, he's back...........where ya been hideing then eh?
Oh and merry xmas dude. :D

[the BIG cheese]

well well, think you can get rid of me that easy.....

[amateur]

Originally posted by DaveW
Hey hey, he's back...........where ya been hideing then eh?
Oh and merry xmas dude. :D
yeah, yours was yesterday, wasnt it. oh well, merry belated xmas

i can't load the site from my moms house, so i'm only on here once a week or so. i can't wait till i get my tax refund check back so i can afford dsl

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
yeah, yours was yesterday, wasnt it. oh well, merry belated xmas

i can't load the site from my moms house, so i'm only on here once a week or so. i can't wait till i get my tax refund check back so i can afford dsl


:D :D
Heh heh I know your pain there bro.:rolleyes:
I just bought a house......then found out that the local telephone exchange is to anitquated to suport ADSL, it don't even support Caller Id.........it's the flower of 1950's high technology!!!!:eek: :devil: :devil: :devil:
Oh well.....they are planing to upgrade it in the coming year.
so at the moment I'm stuck with 28k dial up hell.:( :( :(
the other good point's are........
nearest mountian bike trail........10 meters.
nearest takeaways....................30 meters.
pub.............................................40 meters.
the harbour.................................50 meters
5 surf breaks within 20 mins
views cant be built out
downtown 15 mins (small city pop 80-90 thou)
newly designated mountain bike park (Mt Parahaki) 10 mins.
:D :cool:

[amateur]

other than the inter nette/webber thingy you sound like you have it made. Water is getting damn cold here now...a chilly 56 yesterday.

[monkeyboy424]

oh yah! stop conversing cuz iam on top baby! i typed his with one hand cuz im on top!



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
other than the inter nette/webber thingy you sound like you have it made. Water is getting damn cold here now...a chilly 56 yesterday.

Hmm thats about 13deg in centigrade. :eek:
The water here is all screwy at the mo ......1 month ago I was surfing in boardies and a rash shirt, 2 weeks ago I was in a spring suit, this weekend I needed my steamer again???????? WTF???? it's summer the water temp should be getting warmer not colder.:( :confused: :monkey:

[DaveW]

Wahhoo!!!!!
16 more posts till I hit the big 3 thousand mark! :D :cool: :monkey: :thumb: :dancing: :oink:

[amateur]

yeah...waves have all but crapped out here.

full suit and booties are typical.

[monkeyboy424]

IM ON TOP!!!!!



:D :cool: :)

[amateur]

it's not about being on top. its about communing with fellow :monkey: 's and enjoying the harmony of fellow man.

Besides that, it's about peace, love, and kicking your ass



:D

[DaveW]

Originally posted by amateur
it's not about being on top. its about communing with fellow :monkey: 's and enjoying the harmony of fellow man.

Besides that, it's about peace, love, and kicking your ass



:D


Ahh Grasshopper has learnt well. :D
You have learnt the way the light and the truth!!! :cool: :monkey: :D
Amateur is no longer a fitting title/name I think.




haveing just re read that, I think that just perhapes I have have a few to many Vodka Lime and tonic's this evening........But I'll let it stand/stumble/crawl on it's own merits. :D

[monkeyboy424]

Originally posted by amateur
it's not about being on top. its about communing with fellow :monkey: 's and enjoying the harmony of fellow man.

Besides that, it's about peace, love, and kicking your ass



:D

all i say to u is BAH!


I AM ON TOP!!!!!



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

I'm not sure sure that you deserve to be on top like I deserve to be on top. :rolleyes: :D :p

[DaveW]

And this is post number 94 so I have spent more time on top than anyone else.:cool:
after me is Yeti on 92
then Acadian on 70
no one else come's close!

heh heh 94 on just one thread....not bad not bad at all. :D :D :cool: :cool:

[monkeyboy424]

no its not except that im on top!




:D :cool: :)

[the BIG cheese]

blue moose to twinkle toes
blue moose to twinkle toes
come in twinkle toes

[Kona 2K Stinky]

my girl doesnt like to be on the top. so i'll take her place

[DaveW]

Happy new year guys 2 hours and 20 min's to go for me!!!!!!
Oh and one more post to bring up the 3,000 post mark.:cool: :D :D

[Kona 2K Stinky]

Originally posted by DaveW
Happy new year guys 2 hours and 20 min's to go for me!!!!!!
Oh and one more post to bring up the 3,000 post mark.:cool: :D :D

happy new years back..... but i'm the top dogg

[DaveW]

Originally posted by Kona 2K Stinky
happy new years back..... but i'm the top dogg

Dunno about top dog?:confused: ............Dirty Dog maybe.:D :p :rolleyes: :D

[Jorvik]

its 2 17.

January 1st.

Keeping in tune with last years new years, i've drank tooo much again...

But it doesn't matter, for I am on top...

[DaveW]

Well going by the time stamp and the spelling.........you didn't drink enough,
Which is why your not on top. :p :D

[Jorvik]

TOP


time to feed the cat...

[monkeyboy424]

TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAHHHHHHHH TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

I'm on top for the 98th time.
:D

[Jorvik]

I rock so hard.

I'm on top.

[amateur]

aye.

i return once more.

i just found out that 12 hours on a bicycle seat hurts your arse. good way to begin the new year though...

[monkeyboy424]

yah but really hurts is when you realize that i am on top!



:D :cool: :)

[DaveW]

this my 99th post on this thread I dedicate to the act of keeping monkeyboy424 off the top.


:D :devil: :monkey: :p :D :D

[amateur]

here, let's make that a nice even 100 David

[DaveW]

Oh what the hell let's make it the full



100
POSTS!!!!



do I have a life???

:rolleyes: :D

[monkeyboy424]

well you would if you were on top, but no i took that from you!!!!!!

:D :cool: :)

[Kona 2K Stinky]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
well you would if you were on top, but no i took that from you!!!!!!

:D :cool: :)

same back to you

[monkeyboy424]

no same back to u!!!!!!!!


:D :cool: :)

[Jorvik]

:bitchslap:

Back up there.

[monkeyboy424]

HA I WIN AGAIN!


:D :cool: :)

[Jorvik]

dammit man!!!

I'm gone for a few minutes, and you steal the top spot.

I cry foul play is afoot!

[monkeyboy424]

LALALALALALALALALALALALALAL I AM ON TOP NO FOUL PLAY!!!!!


:eviltongu


:D :cool: :)

[Jorvik]

I'm going to get Matlock on your ass. MATLOCK!!!! :devil:

[Kona 2K Stinky]

sucks to be you

[monkeyboy424]

talky talky talky.... too much talky











































































































































































































































































































































I AM ON TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :cool: :)

[Kona 2K Stinky]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
talky talky talky.... too much talky











I AM ON TOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D :cool: :)


sucks to be you too:devil:

[Jorvik]

Bah is all I have to say to you all.

[monkeyboy424]

well then poo on you!!!


:D :cool: :)

[RhinofromWA]

You guys are hilarious.....and to think I started this long long ago.......


LOOK WHO IS ON TOP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK for the next 3 minutes at least. :D

[Kona 2K Stinky]

i guess it sucks to be all of you

[DaveW]

Jeez I go away for just one weekend of surf patroling and just look at the mess you lil monkeys make of this thread that I have been monopolising.
:mad: :angry: :monkey:





But now that I am back on top where I belong I'm sure that every thing will be alright. :D :cool:
here endith the lesson of post 101.

[Jorvik]

Risin' up, back on the street
Took my time, took my chances
Went the distance
Now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happened too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

* It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge
Of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And his fortune must always be
Eye of the tiger

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds
Still we take to the street
Fot the kill with the skill to survive

(Repeat *)

Risin' up straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance
Now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

(Repeat *)

The eye of the tiger
(4 times till fade)

[DaveW]

Cool song......ah what memories it brings back.:) :nopity:


But it will do you no good cos I'm still on top memories an all. :p :D

[Mitzel123]

Originally posted by RhinofromWA
You guys are hilarious.....and to think I started this long long ago.......


LOOK WHO IS ON TOP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK for the next 3 minutes at least. :D


AAHH Rhino how you been?

psssst, rhino don't tell them i am on top :)

:D

[monkeyboy424]

ha ha i am on top and no it doesnt suck to be me it sucks to be you.

[Mitzel123]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
ha ha i am on top and no it doesnt suck to be me it sucks to be you.


ahahaha, not anymore because i am on top.

[monkeyboy424]

Really?


i think you have mistaken your self with me because i semm to be on top!

[Mitzel123]

not for long

I AM ON TOP OF DE WORLD.

"ala pinky and the brain style"

:D :p

[DaveW]

Look at me .....I'm on top "O" the world Ma!!!!!



:cool: :monkey: :D
103

[Mitzel123]

ha, not for long. stay off da top and let me enjoy my stardom.:D