Republicans to change mascot

[Tenchiro]

Republicans to change mascot

"The Republican National Committee has announced it's changing the emblem of
the Republican Party - from an elephant to a condom. The Republican National
Chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party's current
stance ... owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and
gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Please make
certain your Republican friends make the appropriate changes on any of their
campaign literature."

:monkey:

[Damn True]

....and the democrats will stick with the Jackass. Nothing else seems to fit as well.

[Skookum]

http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/multimedia/3d/red_blue/stone-3d.gif

[MikeD]

"Lois! Look! It's the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant and a fat white guy who's threatened by change!"

-Peter Griffen (on top of an elephant)

[fluff]

Republicans to change mascot

"The Republican National Committee has announced it's changing the emblem of
the Republican Party - from an elephant to a condom. The Republican National
Chairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party's current
stance ... owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts
production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and
gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Please make
certain your Republican friends make the appropriate changes on any of their
campaign literature."

:monkey:

I'd have thought a dinosaur would work.

[Changleen]

The Republican Party
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Killing you slowly, from the Inside!